Walnut's Day

This is what I imagine today was like through the eyes of my goat Walnut (see bottom right corner of banner):

7:30am: Oh my goodness, I am waking up to the sounds of people bringing us food! I am so happy to be so fluffy today!

7:35am: Thish food ish sho nummy!

7:45am: Oh dear, there is no more food. How shall I occupy my time now? I know, I will climb on this platform and stand there! Yay!

8:30am: The sun feels so warm on my fuzzy-ness!

10:00am: Oh, look, my friends are prancing! Maybe I will prance with them! Yay, this is fun! Look at me, I will jump off of this tall platform and look adorable!

10:10am: Now I am very tired from prancing. I will sleep right here on this wooden thing.

11:00am: Hmmm...now that I am not a sleepy goat, I will nibble grass and then stand on this wood thing again and be fluffy.

12:30pm: Oh, look, another person. Maybe they have more tasty food for me! I will stand by the fence and look cute.

12:35pm: Oh no, she is just putting those other goats away. I guess I don't get food yet. Aww. But I am okay because I am still fluffy.

2:00pm: Maybe I will nibble more grass, and then try to headbutt Marigold, but I will not do it hard, because I don't really have the heart to do that, so she will end up headbutting me, and I will eat more grass because I am so cute.

4:15pm: Oh, the person is back. Maybe she has food now. Oh, wait, she is coming in here. Here she comes. Oh, she is picking me up. I'm slightly disoriented now. Where are we going?

4:45pm: She wanted to take pictures with me. I don't know why. She wouldn't let me go. She kept walking around trying to figure out how to take a picture of us together while holding me. I wanted to get down because it was very hot and she was hugging me a lot. That's what I get for being so cute and fluffy.

5:30pm: She is back again. This time she is trying to put different hats on me. I don't want to wear a hat. But I love her so much that I am not even mad.

8:15pm: She is finally bringing more food. It is yummy. I am so very happy to see her that I am going to jump all over her and attack her with fluffy goat kisses of joy.

9:00pm: It is sleepy time again. I had a good day. I can't wait for the people to bring me more food again tomorrow and cuddle with them. Being Walnut is very fun because I am cute and fluffy.

And that is how I imagine Walnut's day went. Yes, I did put hats on him, but it was only because I'm entered in an animal costume contest in the 4H fair. It's not as cruel as it sounds, okay?!